Pimp up your clothes with these cool go-go-gadgets
Well, these clothes won't quite make you into the next Jason Bourne, but man oh man do they look hawt. First off, you need the pimpin crystal watch by Ilya Yakovlev. Time will never get boring again while you're waitin at the local coffee shop / cinemaplex. Impress your friends by showing off your mood in either a bummer blue, or revenge-of-the-nerd red.
Not enough bling for you? How about these stylin crystal earbuds, by Elecom of Japan. Nothing says "I'm reeeeech beeeetch!" like a pair of heart shaped earbuds that snuggle nicely in your ear while enjoying Coldplay. Song not included.
Still reading? Man, you gotta be in the know if you're checking out the resume shirt, by Blackbird Tees. Stuck in your low-paying run-of-the-mill job? Advertise your skillz with this handy shirt and impress your boss! Show 'em what your worth, and maybe that old guy in the corner will like your style and hire you for his multimillion dollar business internet startup in a flash. Just make sure you spellcheck it before you wreck yo'self.
And finally, if you're just too blingy for the crowd, put on this stab-proof shirt by Nihon Uni. You know Japan is gettin crazy if a company starts making stab-proof tee shirts. Stalkers beware! Walk around in proud confidence anywhere you please while knowing that this shirt has your back. Also doubles as a cutting board, in the case you need to get your chef on.
Not enough bling for you? How about these stylin crystal earbuds, by Elecom of Japan. Nothing says "I'm reeeeech beeeetch!" like a pair of heart shaped earbuds that snuggle nicely in your ear while enjoying Coldplay. Song not included.
Still reading? Man, you gotta be in the know if you're checking out the resume shirt, by Blackbird Tees. Stuck in your low-paying run-of-the-mill job? Advertise your skillz with this handy shirt and impress your boss! Show 'em what your worth, and maybe that old guy in the corner will like your style and hire you for his multimillion dollar business internet startup in a flash. Just make sure you spellcheck it before you wreck yo'self.
And finally, if you're just too blingy for the crowd, put on this stab-proof shirt by Nihon Uni. You know Japan is gettin crazy if a company starts making stab-proof tee shirts. Stalkers beware! Walk around in proud confidence anywhere you please while knowing that this shirt has your back. Also doubles as a cutting board, in the case you need to get your chef on.
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